Freebsd Fortunes 4

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

I dote on his very absence.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

I drink to make other people interesting.
                -- George Jean Nathan

I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.

I enjoy the time that we spend together.

I exist, therefore I am paid.

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...

I fell asleep reading a dull book,
and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.

I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an
honest difference of opinion.
                - Isaac Asimov